1) "The devil will drink your kool-aid, eat your cookies, and make you like it."
2) Mother: "Your shoes are on the wrong feet." Daughter (6): "These are the only feet I've got."
3) "Loud children will be pressed between the pages of very large books." ~sign at Elder's Bookstore in Nashville
4) "She's an 'I love you' whore."
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